About

I’m a feral druid. I’m helping. I have a dayjob in Risk Management Technologies (“RMT”) so I’m not that hardcore but I’m somehow in a World Top 20 PvE guild (Best Guild finish 6th!). I’ve been playing since BC so I can pretend to reminisce about the “glory days”.

I’m reasonably casual, completing an end boss of a tier then taking extended breaks, and aim to optimise output to meet group goals rather than personal goals (benched lmao).

I don’t consider myself the best feral in the world (just competitive), the following graphics should let you draw your own conclusions [clearly not rank1]:

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Tomb of SargerasThe Nighthold

FAQ

Q. How old are you?

A. 25 years ago the sum of my age and my sister’s age was -2. My age multiplied by my brother’s age is equal to my sister’s age multiplied by a perfect square. My brother is 33.333333333% (repeating) older than my sister. My sister and I were born in the same decade. Assume all ages are integer. Bless.

If you took the time to solve that, FYI that’s not my real age LMAO.

Q. What is the meaning of PCC?

A. Greetings friend, the meaning of PCC is alluded to in PCC1000. You must use your solving skills to resolve this integral question. Bless.

Q. How much do you earn at your dayjob, if you even have one?

A. Annyeonghaseyo traveller, converted into USD using the 2016 calendar year average, it would be greater than six digits. I also don’t live in fear of getting shot or deported. Bless.

Q. To what do you owe your WoW success?

A. Namaste. Excellent question, thank you for sharing that with the greater community. Nice quote from 50 Shades of Grey by the way. Many great raid teams have contributed to my development as a player, and now that I am near the top, I can conclude that almost all guilds have the same roster/drama issues but with different propensity to chaos. Small incremental changes (prepot haha!) as well as attitude changes (save cds to kill boss > pad strats on prog). I would like to give a shout out to the teams formerly known as Stasis Khaz’goroth, Khazuals Khaz’goroth, Crimson  Caelestrasz, and obviously current guild Honestly. Thanks Tek for recruiting me. Bless.

Q. Why are the sims always wrong?

A. I didn’t say it, you did. I’m not anti-sims, I’m anti blind faith in sims for PvE when there are very few pure single target no movement encounters. Keep up the good work Xanzara/Guiltyas. Bless.

Q. What do you think makes a great raiding guild?

A. Tekmemes are stronger than water, blood, gold and USD. Bless.

Q. Why were you banned from the Dreamgrove discord?

A. http://tinyurl.com/freerobo

Q. What’s with the Tiger Mask / Disguise?

A. Under the mask is a black hole of despair that sucks in all light, it would immediately make the entire room dark. You wouldn’t be able to see anything let alone my face. Better you see my eyes than nothing at all.